Are You Kidding Me?!
My top ten twitter pet peaves.
I am so annoyed by all of the Spam DMs I get on Twitter that I decided to write a post about the top 10 most annoying and most full of dog dung DMs that I get daily.
Oh, and by the way, most of these I get multiples of. And by multiples I mean dozens.
So here we go.
10. Do you want to get 16,000 Twitter followers http://tinyurl.com…
My response oh yes, can I. Can I please apply the same principles you apply to get 200 followers and somehow miraculously get 16,000 “targeted business prospects” following me. Come on peopl. It’s unbeleivable the first time but buy the time I got the 212th message that said this I was convinced that this must be true baby back bull crap.
9. I dig your tweets.
Ok, so if just met me and you already dig my tweets than how come you don’t respond when I send you a DM? Huh? Hello? Robot? You there?
8. Any DM with a URL in it.
7. Any DM about how easy it is to make money online or from home.
No its not easy or everyone would work from home, everyone would be rich, there would be no recession and there would be no world hunger.
6. Thanks for the tweet. Want to earn “automated millions”?
Why yes. Why do you think I followed you? Word on the street is that your the guy giving out “automated millions.”
5. Generate Cash At Will Using Twitter. Turbo Cash Generator and It’s All Done Automatically. http://bit.ly
This one really ticks me off because I actually bought it out of curiosity. They said I had 60 days to get my money back and so I asked for a refund and they have not yet reply. DO NOT BUY Sherry Ryan’s system (or whatever her name is.) All they teach you is stuff that is free information and then tell you to sell the same info.
It’s the modern day version of the old ad in the paper that said, “Send me 1 dollar and I’ll teach ou how to make money.” Then you send in the $1 and you get a packet that says. Do the same thing I did and keep the money you get from others. Can you say illegal?
PS. The “software” simply uploads your website to your server.
4. Would you work an hour per day to earn $5,000 per month? http://….
Why of course? Do I invoice you? Are there any specific tasks that you want done or can I do anything I want for that one hour per day. Can you say, “best job ever”?
3. Thanks For Following! If You Have Time, Plz Take A Look At ==> A Proven Online Money Making Blueprint That Works! http://www...
I don’t get this one often, in fact that I know of only once, but here’s why it’s a peave. “A proven online money making blew print that works!”
Thank you for clarifying. Is that opposed to the “proven”system that “does not work”.
2. Would you work an hour per day to earn $5,000 per month? http://….
I just got another one of these so I had to list it again.
1. See how twitter pays my bills http://tinyurl.com…
So how do I get in contact with accounts payable at twitter so I can submit my bills. If twitter is paying your bills they should pay mine too. Oh, and how come when I ask you about this twitter welfare program you don’t respond to my DM.
Are you kidding me?!
